Flossing Associate Phobia
I always think bits will fly across the room on me. We went camping, and she was like, "Where am I going to floss?" I said, "There's a whole forest to floss in!" But we ended up flossing together anyways. It wasn't so bad actually, it I didn't feel like flossing in a room with all the trees and open air.
Will to La Brea
1017: Damn. We are already in the shade again.
1016: I hate Daylight Savings Time. I'm going to move to Arizona.
1017: Have you ever been to Arizona?
(BBQ smell)
1016: After I die, I want my body to sink into the La Brea Tar Pits.
1017: Why does it matter what happens to you after you die? You'll be dead.
1016: I don't want to take up any space. No headstone, no grave.
1017: Why not be cremated?
1016: It's bad for the environment.
1017: Oh, come on.
(Frisbee)
1016: I want them to put in my possessions too, for future archeologists.
1017: Why does it matter? You'll be dead.
1016: It doesn't matter what I am, it's what can I do as a dead person. Right?
1017:Yeah, yeah.
1016: After they harvest my organs of course.
(Breeze)
1016: I just don't want to take up any space.
1016: I hate Daylight Savings Time. I'm going to move to Arizona.
1017: Have you ever been to Arizona?
(BBQ smell)
1016: After I die, I want my body to sink into the La Brea Tar Pits.
1017: Why does it matter what happens to you after you die? You'll be dead.
1016: I don't want to take up any space. No headstone, no grave.
1017: Why not be cremated?
1016: It's bad for the environment.
1017: Oh, come on.
(Frisbee)
1016: I want them to put in my possessions too, for future archeologists.
1017: Why does it matter? You'll be dead.
1016: It doesn't matter what I am, it's what can I do as a dead person. Right?
1017:Yeah, yeah.
1016: After they harvest my organs of course.
(Breeze)
1016: I just don't want to take up any space.
The Dinosaurs
In a Wallmart daze, we pulled out of the lot and were stopped at an intersection. An old hispanic man with a Ninja Turtles shirt sat on crate on the corner. He had waved to us earlier, and approached the car wanting to initiate contact. I rolled the window down halfway:
"I just was talking to my friend, and I said 'We were here first' and he was like 'What about the dinosaurs?' and I was like- 'Man, the dinosaurs were reckless!'
The Morning Commute
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