Will to La Brea

1017: Damn. We are already in the shade again.

1016: I hate Daylight Savings Time. I'm going to move to Arizona.

1017: Have you ever been to Arizona?

(BBQ smell)

1016: After I die, I want my body to sink into the La Brea Tar Pits.

1017: Why does it matter what happens to you after you die? You'll be dead.

1016: I don't want to take up any space. No headstone, no grave.

1017: Why not be cremated?

1016: It's bad for the environment.

1017: Oh, come on.

(Frisbee)

1016: I want them to put in my possessions too, for future archeologists.

1017: Why does it matter? You'll be dead.

1016: It doesn't matter what I am, it's what can I do as a dead person. Right?

1017:Yeah, yeah.

1016: After they harvest my organs of course.

(Breeze)

1016: I just don't want to take up any space.

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